We recently got a kitten, with a peculiar marbled coat.
Grey, white, patchy and striped, I really shouldn’t gloat.
We thought at length on a name and settled on Midna.
The Twilight Princess from a game suited its persona.

For weeks we called it by that name until one life-changing night.
The vet said “I’m so sorry boys” this name just isn’t right.
“You see, this cat you’ve brought to me is really not a girl,
Without a doubt it is a boy!” I felt my stomach twirl.

Form that second he was a boy, it really was quite strange.
We tried to think of a new name but decided not to change.
Midna now months older is truly a gorgeous kitty.
I just wish he wasn’t an alarm clock waking me at seven twenty!